the store of no clothes

I'd like to know how, out of an entire cart full of clothes, none looked halfway decent on me.

Target, I was willing to spend money on you that I didn't have today and you let me down. Actually, you let YOURSELF down.

Hope you like the feeling of missing out on my money.

You could solve this problem, by just designing clothes for me and me alone. No more of this pleasing the masses thing.

Think on it.

I'll be here.