a post inspired by The Shamana

The Shamana graced my email inbox this morning with a copy of some of the hilarious dialogue from "Failure To Launch." The character of Kit made the entire movie.

Kit:*snatches rifle*
Jim the gun shop guy: *stares*
Kit: What kind of bullets does this take?
Jim: That gun doesn't take bullets. You need shells.
Kit: Ok, then give me the shells.
Jim: Ok, one box of shells.
Kit: Oh no, I just need one.
Jim: You know, there are places you can call...
Kit: I'm not suicidal, I just want to shoot a bird.
Jim: What kind of bird?
Kit: A Mockingbird.
Jim: You can't kill a mockingbird!
Kit: Why not?
Jim: Well first of all theres the book "To Kill a Mockingbird..."
Kit: Copy of that too! Just put it right here.
Jim: It's not a manual!! It's a great work of American literature! How can you not know that? And anyway, its illegal to kill a mockingbird.
Kit: Oh yea? Well what about my rights? What about the first amendment?
Jim: The right to free speech????