Teakettle: FWOOSHthud. Fwooshie . . . f-w-o-o-s-h-i-e . . .
Frank: I just slammed my head on the desk, too. A lot nicer in theory than in reality . . .
Teakettle: fwoooshiebangbangbang
Frank: Hmmm. Shooting each other. That might work.
Teakettle: fwOOOshdoomdrip . . . drip
Frank: Yeah, it would be a lot more messy for me. But I hate this outfit anyway.
Teakettle: foreverfwooshie
Frank: You want to publish your memoirs first? About what? Your scandalous time on the stove burner?
Teakettle: FWOOSHdunes!
Frank: Oh, I didn't know you braved the Sahara . . .
Teakettle: Fwooshburnfwooshiefire
Frank: . . . without sunscreen . . .
Teakettle: fwooshieaaaaaaah
Frank: . . . and then was the one to discover the soothing properties of aloe plants . . .
Teakettle: FWOOSHyukyukyuk
Frank: Yeah, sounds reeeally funny. Yeah. Real page-turner.
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I guess I will never understand the teakettle stuff. Oh, well.
The Fab One
There is a Frank (human male) and a Teakettle (teakettle) and they are friends. They have conversations. Teakettle, being a teakettle, is constantly "fwooshing" because that's what teakettles do. So there are fwooshes involved in her dialogue. Frankn is just onery.
hahhahaha...i think your explanation states the obvious, kelly...but where does it come from? your crazy dreams? a movie? a show? or just things you witnessed first hand during your hippie free spirit phase? :P
haha
~JML
It is quite obvious that this all has to do with Frank's crippling fear of commitment and Teakettle searching for a father figure and acceptance in a world where he will never truly belong.
Doesn't really take a Dr. Freud to figure that one out.
Ahh, youth.
---Fab One
Benjamin, I don't know who you are, but that was really funny and insightful...
I think we are missing the obvious fact here that Frank happens to own a magic talking teakettle. If YOU owned a magic talking teakettle, wouldn't you talk to it?
Hell, yeah. I would! Especially because if you do have a talking Teakettle . . . it probably is your only friend.
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